No one ever goes on my blog

I'm an overly sensitive stoner,

Hi

Missing her kept me awake more than the coffee.

—John Green, An Abundance of Katherines  (via meilleursjours)

(Source: ridingsidesaddle)

I’m going crazy and there’s not a single person I can talk to to keep my sanity. This is fucked

Slam poetry. Yelling. Angry. Waving my hands a lot. Specific point of view on things. Cynthia. Cyn-thi-a. Jesus died for our Cynthia’s. Jesus cried. Runaway bride. Julia Roberts. Julia rob-hurts. Cynthia. Mmmmm Cynthia, you’re dead. You are dead. Be boop beep you’re dead.

—Schmidt, 22 Jump Street (via joshbgosh1)

omgphantastic:

imagine the hand jobs

omgphantastic:

imagine the hand jobs

(Source: oraangemarmalaade)

momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES

herbgardening:

hippie-galaxy:

This is perfect.

YES

(Source: treerings-sing)

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